Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she peed on how many people?
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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