So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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