marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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