I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
