Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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