Do you still have your period?
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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