I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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