Those balls look pretty dangerous.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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