your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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