dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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