i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
