She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I have fence marks all over my body
It was a blind-side dick pic.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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