I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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