Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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