Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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