Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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