I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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