she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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