OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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