Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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