i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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