I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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