It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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