We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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