yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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