I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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