Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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