you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Are we still banned from the library?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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