i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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