If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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