I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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