It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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