so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
did i just pee glitter
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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