I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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