Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize