But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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