Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
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i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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