Define "chronic" masturbator.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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