now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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