I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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