I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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