you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
MIDGETS
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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