god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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