Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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