Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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