Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She bit a glass in half.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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