I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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