i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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