you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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