I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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