question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
