I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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