So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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