my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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