susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
