As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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